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road ragers

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:58:41 GMT

well this was probably the craziest day ever.
almost got hit once on my bike, but the guy hit eric who was riding behind me instead, then the guy behind that car starts yelling at us about how it's our fault, and how bikes don't belong on the street, and cussing at us and shit, and we're like fuck you piece of shit and eric kicks his side mirror off, and the guy flips a bitch and starts chasing eric! trying to run him over! i'm trying to catch up to 'em cause my chain popped off when i was dodging the first car, while eric's trying to get away from this psycho dodging all over the broadway, and the guy's even going into on-comming traffic trying to run him over! he drives off the road onto the sidewalk and nails eric. eric jumps up and grab's his bike and throws it into some random lady's truck and they take off. i'm on the phone with the cops freaking out, and trying to get the guy's plates, the guy sees me and starts chassing me on foot! so here i am running as fast as i can in clips, with my bike on my shoulder and phone in the other hand, and this guy's running at me yelling come back you little pussy, i'm gonna kill you and i'm like fuck you you just tried to kill him you're fucking insane! and the dispatcher on the other end of the phone's all please calm down sir, you need to calm down. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?! CALM DOWN!?!?! this guy just tried to kill eric and now he's comming after me, and she wants me to calm down!? while he's running after me!?! YEAH RIGHT! some guy came to help me though, and the other guy stopped cause he couldn't take both of us.
so the cops end up comming, and end up letting the guy go, cause eric didn't come back, cause he was way too far away, and had no bike or anything to get there.
but we went into the police station later and gave them eric's report.
right now the case is criminal damage with eric as the "bad guy", but i'm sure that will change once it all gets sorted out. seriously, that guy was fucking nuts. there's no way he can get away with that shit, road rage and attempted vehicular manslaughter, i hope he goes to jail for a long fucking time once this is all taken care of, people like that don't belong on the streets, let alone behind the wheel.

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 07:21:22 GMT

no more casa video, sorry no more free movies.
cookin time

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:42:26 GMT

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:11:35 GMT

two nights ago was the first time i ever thought i was actually going to die. all i could think was that i'd finaly realy fucked up.
i didn't feel scared or anything like that, just sad and calm.

the doctor said a lil to the outside and i'd have cut tendons and lost use of my thumb, a lil to the inside and i'd have prolly bled to death before i go to the hospital.
but luckly there's no real damage, the cut managed to land right between the two, just 8 stitches and a soon to be gnarly scar.
i'm sure there's someone to thank for that.

so don't play with sharp jagged broken aluminum broom handles, they'll fuck your shit up.

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 21:58:12 GMT

get crunked

byron you better be there

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 00:12:18 GMT

sometimes it's flooded as the mississippi on my street.
sometimes my room has it's own a/c unit and it's hella nice and cold.
plus there's a lil yard, and a big ass shed that's gonna be my workshop.

the new house is fucking sweet.
i'll take pictures of it and post 'em sooner or later.

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 04:49:19 GMT

so finaly, after 6 damn days of august, and 2 and a half weeks of couch sleeping we can finally move in tomorrow. we were supposed to move in today, but the stupid carpet guys only did half of it. so supposedly we get to move in tomorrow after they finish around 12. but i have my doubts.

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 20:05:48 GMT

my limbs are all back in commition.
so's my phone.

i'll be living at seldon's for the next two weeks, as mike and i's lease is up at our place today, and we can't move into the new place with tim till the 1st, maybe 2nd or 3rd?
also i don't have work till the 25th. so i've got a hell of a lot of free time on my hands. gimmie a call.

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:51:51 GMT

casts are the most annoying things EVER.
it doesn't hurt at all, but i can't walk, cause if i do i'll fuck my shit up more.
and i can totally take my arm cast off, so i'm not sure if it's actually doing anyone any good, the least of all me. what a nusance

i have a wheel chair. i hate it. it goes everywhere with me.
i have a new bike. it's fucking bad ass. i love it. it sits in a corner in my appartment.
things need to be switched around in those departments.

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 04:29:15 GMT

broke my first bones. it's gay.

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 20:05:15 GMT

the past few days have been awsome, got the money from that guys insurence, and got my new treck 1200. it's so sweet.
talked to a lawyer about the whole bike "theft" thing. he said to fight it, cause there's a difference between taking abandoned property and stealing. which is what i've been saying all along. so mike and i should get off of that with little to no reprecusions.

but then i got a summons in the mail today.
i might not be around at all for a little while. i dunno. it's shitty though.

Sun, 22 May 2005 05:59:10 GMT

NEWS FLASH!!!! hippy christmas isn't real

Fri, 20 May 2005 21:26:11 GMT

there's no reciprocation. fuck it.

state farm more like gay farm

Thu, 12 May 2005 19:14:09 GMT

my dad came over today to drop of an invitation to his wedding.

the first thing he said when he walked in was, "some of that wild weed going around in here eh?" i said "i don't know what you're talking about" it was way akward.

state farm's being dicks about replacing my damn bike. i might end up having to take them to court over it. fags.

i'm bored. who wants to make music?

Sat, 07 May 2005 07:19:13 GMT

so i got hit on my bike again this morning.

that makes twice in the past 8 days. fucking gay, i'm so sore.
but fucking sweet too. two people are paying to replace one bike. double the money=double the super awsomeness of the bike i'm getting.

your shoulder's been freezing these past few days

Fri, 06 May 2005 04:12:44 GMT

so since the last update i turned 21, got hit on my bike by some frat kid not watching where the hell he was driving(and he's being a total bitch about paying for shit), found a girl i like, and hung out with my family a little.
my mom told me she hates my tattoo's and thinks they're silly. i told her she was clearly a gay.

i've grown a bitter hate for all drivers in the university/downtown area. each lane is 12 feet across, DO YOU REALLY NEED THE 3 THAT I TAKE UP ON THE RIGHT? i've gotten into the habit of kicking cars as they creep up and crowd me. and throwing rocks through the back windows of frat boys' suv's as they drive by shooting paint balls in the dark at 2 in the morning.

i'm really just tired of most everyone, with the exception my group of friends and family.

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 23:39:32 GMT

that one's like 3 weeks old on the outside of my left forearm

and that's 2 days old on the inside right forearm

werd

grasser = gonner = bummer = boner

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:50:14 GMT

man i was all happy cause i had extra money.
of course i had extra money, i forgot to pay my damn phone bill. assholes turned it off last night.
oh well, it's in the mail it'll get back on sooner or later.

i fucking love my bleeding heart power lifting naked baby boy.
i'll upload and post that shit today or tomorrow along with the "no roses..." one

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 22:35:20 GMT

i thought i was broke and only had like $5 then i checked my statement and it said i had $75
awsome

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 10:05:47 GMT

6 player halo2
INTEEEENSE

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:22:01 GMT

no more stupid ass cpi for me. i started casa last monday. it's good times.

got my "no roses grow on a sailor's grave" tat. it's even better times.
except for sensitive skin. that's the worst of times.

i aint fraid of no ghost.

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:45:33 GMT

outside of my left forearm. matt did it saturday night.
he needs work, so hit him up, he lives with jesse seldon and derosa.

Wed, 23 Feb 2005 04:20:47 GMT

<a href="http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle>for all you little fags who parrot every damn thing in the world that was every funny.</a>

2 day late notice

Wed, 23 Feb 2005 03:44:37 GMT

GONZO'S DEAD

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 03:43:25 GMT

the new place is sweet.
i've got pictures, but no cable with me to upload them.
i gotta go back to my dad's and get that and about a million other things i forgot.